#go

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#bachelor #friend #got #i #life

I know I have pretty good instincts. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#i #instincts #know #pretty #pretty good

You can feel like, 'I look really bad', but to other people you can be really gorgeous. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#feel #gorgeous #i #like #look

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#could #go #happens #i #just

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#bleeding #blood #bones #broken #bullet

People go to car races to watch the crashes. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#crashes #go #people #races #watch

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#although #been #closer #footage #get

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#fans #going #hate #just #laugh

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#down #finally #girlfriend #got #me

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#any #arm #bars #cigarettes #face