#go

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#both #carson #god #going #got

Every television show you go on is a choice. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #go #show #television #television show

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#good #i #i think #look #think

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#door #enough #go #i #opened

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#diamonds #floor #god #had #i

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#bed #country #god #late #limit

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#before #book #care #fire #fired

After that initial success, every chance we got we'd hire that remote recording truck and just record stuff at the Whisky because it was so inexpensive. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#because #chance #every #got #hire

Even Woodstock turned out to be a disaster. Everybody was stuck in the mud and people got sick. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#even #everybody #got #mud #out

I got to see all these incredible blues players, like Jimmy Reed. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#got #i #incredible #jimmy #like