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Joan Rivers

Read through the most famous quotes from Joan Rivers

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

— Joan Rivers

#asked #makes #man #mistakes #nineteen

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

— Joan Rivers

#humor #humor

It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.

— Joan Rivers


If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor

— Joan Rivers

#so-true #humor

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

— Joan Rivers

#blame #bunk #goes #husband #i

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

— Joan Rivers

#consider #first #first time #i #i see

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

— Joan Rivers

#forty #me #partners #sixty #will

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

— Joan Rivers

#beds #dishes #hate #housework #i

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

— Joan Rivers

#advice #any #counsel #deeply #feel

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

— Joan Rivers

#diamonds #floor #god #had #i

About Joan Rivers

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Did you know about Joan Rivers?

The show takes place in Joan bedroom which is in Melissa's house in Malibu CA. On the season finale which aired live on May 10 Rivers was announced the winner and hired to be the 2009 Celebrity Apprentice. She has one grandson Melissa's son Cooper (born Edgar Cooper Endicott on December 1 2000) who is featured with his mother and grandmother in the WE tv series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?
In her book Bouncing Back (1997) Joan Rivers described how Joan Rivers developed bulimia and contemplated suicide.

Joan Alexandra Molinsky (born June 8 1933) better known by her stage name Joan Rivers is an American television personality comedian writer film director and actress. She is known for her brash manner; her loud raspy voice with a heavy New York accent; and her numerous cosmetic surgeries.

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