#golf course

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#caught #course #during #even #god

I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens are just super, super tough. So the greens are fun to play in sort of a morbid way. ↗

— Ben Crenshaw

#around #challenges #course #enjoy #fun

I challenge myself everywhere, onstage, on the golf course. Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting better? Otherwise why do it? ↗

— Hal Linden

#challenge #course #everywhere #getting #getting better

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots. ↗

— Ted Allen

#chopping #course #full #golf #golf course

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked. ↗

— Lewis Black

#because #course #father #golf #golf course

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row. ↗

— Lewis Black

#course #days #downstairs #five #get

What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes. ↗

— Amy Alcott

#course #golf #golf course #great #holes

I'm very excited every time I'm at Augusta National. It's such a beautiful and fabulous golf course. ↗

— Yani Tseng

#course #every #every time #excited #fabulous

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. ↗

— Billy Graham

#answered #course #golf #golf course #never

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course. ↗