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Those touchy mediocrities who sit trembling lest someone's work prove greater than their own - they have no inkling of the loneliness that comes when you reach the top. The loneliness for an equal - for a mind to respect and an achievement to admire.


Ayn Rand


#mediocrity #equality

Love and romance are things worth waiting for.


Cath Crowley


#love #romance #teenagers #love

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.


Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson #stalker #humor

When someone you love says goodbye you can stare long and hard at the door they closed and forget to see all the doors God has open in front of you.


Shannon L. Alder


#love #regret #sorrow #love

What must I do now?” Mrs. Muller considered her silently for a while. “You are still a child. You must go where you are told and do as you are told. But it won’t always be so. Soon you will be in charge of yourself. Until that time: Be aware. Listen. Look. Touch. Smell. And remember. But for now, you must go home.


Masha du Toit


#children #do-as-you-re-told #growing-up #home

[On Oscar Wilde:] "If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it.


Dorothy Parker


#epigrams #humor #oscar-wilde #tribute #wit

Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource.


John Green


#john-green #nerds #romance #humor

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes.


John Green


#homophobia #homosexuality #humor #picnic-tables #religion

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.


Ronald Reagan


#humor #napping #politics #humor

These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time." Faukman's eyes went wide. "Don't tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail." "I was referring to the Bible." Faukman cringed. "I knew that.


Dan Brown


#holy-grail #humor #humor






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