#graduate

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

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It really pains me greatly to hear from graduate students that graduate education is a lower priority here. ↗

— Ruth J. Simmons

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If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research. ↗

— Alan Dundes

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One half who graduate from college never read another book. ↗

— G. M. Trevelyan

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I want to leave a legacy. I'll leave him in the trunk, tied up, at a parking garage on the campus of the university where he graduated. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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