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#grandpa

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I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he replied. “We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali.


Gena Showalter


#grandparents #teenage-slang #funny

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.


Molly Harper


#grandpa #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #remarried

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed!" "Ashamed!" my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.


Jeaniene Frost


#grandparents #marriage

I miss him still today: his long, whiskery eyebrows, his huge hands and hugs, his warmth, his prayers, his stories, but above all his shining example of how to live and how to die.


Bear Grylls


#inspirational #inspirational

The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox. The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to both sides. The grandparent will move the flowerbox halfway out of the sun. The child will turn it around properly so that the fern is in the shade, and not the cactus. The moral of the story? Kids are smart.


Vera Nazarian


#cactus #child #children #clever #desert

Grandparents who want to be truly helpful will do well to keep their mouths shut and their opinions to themselves until these are requested.


T. Berry Brazelton


#helpful #keep #mouths #opinions #requested

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.


Dave Barry


#baby #babysitter #children #family #grandfather

As children, many of us were taught never to talk to strangers. As parents and grandparents, our message must change with technology to include strangers on the Internet.


Judy Biggert


#children #grandparents #include #internet #many

We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.


Steven Tyler


#ago #back #everybody #go #grandma

My childhood was limited to mostly gospel music. We didn't have, like, a lot of records in our house, you know. It was like my grandparents who raised me. They were pretty old-fashioned in their religious ways, so it was like church, church, church, school, school, school.


Faith Evans


#church #gospel #gospel music #grandparents #house






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