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#grandpa

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My grandpa passed a few days ago. But I’m not sad. He was only driving 20 miles an hour, so I’m sure I’ll catch up to him.



Jarod Kintz


#grandfather #grandpa #family

My grandpa doesn’t even have a grand to his name.


Jarod Kintz


#lie #poverty #change

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.


Jim Carrey


#actual #breathe #called #eating #grandparents

President Obama's fight for rural America is personal. He was raised by a single mom and grandparents from Kansas. He hails from a farming state, Illinois.


Tom Vilsack


#farming #fight #grandparents #illinois #kansas

My dad keeps joking about sneaking into my grandparents' house and switching out their HBO for PBS so they think I'm on 'Downton Abbey.'


Allison Williams


#about #dad #grandparents #hbo #house

My grandparents knew it was important that I understood Christianity and the Bible. But they never took me to church; they sent me to church.


Lee Greenwood


#christianity #church #grandparents #i #important

I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in the front seats.



Jarod Kintz


#cars #driving #family #funny #grandma

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.


Claudette Colbert


#along #get #grandchildren #grandparents #mother

I'm raising my daughter with her grandparents in the picture, and that feels good.


Paula Cole


#feels #good #grandparents #her #i

The vision of a nation formed from many different peoples bound together by a common love of freedom was staked out long before our lifetimes or even our parents' or grandparents' lifetimes.


Trent Lott


#bound #common #different #even #formed






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