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#grandpa

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I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he replied. “We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali.


Gena Showalter


#grandparents #teenage-slang #funny

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.


Molly Harper


#grandpa #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #remarried

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed!" "Ashamed!" my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.


Jeaniene Frost


#grandparents #marriage

But that little ‘ol gal in there cooking away stole my heart when I was about your age, and the little thief never gave it back.


Amanda Stone


#grandpa #love #age

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.


Dave Barry


#baby #babysitter #children #family #grandfather

Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too.


Jarod Kintz


#flirting #funny #grandpa #manure #truck

As children, many of us were taught never to talk to strangers. As parents and grandparents, our message must change with technology to include strangers on the Internet.


Judy Biggert


#children #grandparents #include #internet #many

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.


Alex Haley


#grandparents #little #little children #lives #nobody

My childhood was limited to mostly gospel music. We didn't have, like, a lot of records in our house, you know. It was like my grandparents who raised me. They were pretty old-fashioned in their religious ways, so it was like church, church, church, school, school, school.


Faith Evans


#church #gospel #gospel music #grandparents #house

My grandparents got married at a very young age, and a lot of what I think about marriage is based on their relationship. I watched them over the years and saw how they dealt with everything together, as a team.


Kyle Chandler


#age #based #dealt #everything #got






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