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Monsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door (...) and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get.


Terry Pratchett


#grendel #humor #parody #respect

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.


Ilona Andrews


#grendel #kate #ilona-andrews






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