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I think in my case, I had no choice but to have a good sense of humor. I grew up with my dad, Danny Thomas, and George Burns and Bob Hope and Milton Berle and Sid Caesar and all those guys were at our house all the time and telling jokes and making each other laugh.


Marlo Thomas


#bob #bob hope #burns #caesar #case

I'm always playing the nice guy in most of the projects that I do.


Sean Patrick Thomas


#guy #i #i do #most #nice

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.


Trey Parker


#guy #hope #i #me #never

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.


Trey Parker


#baseball #beating #crazy #enjoy #everyone

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'


Trey Parker


#burn #come #down #episode #fun

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin.


Tony Parsons


#better #cover #david #dumb #feel

People are always surprised at what a nice guy I am.


Tony Parsons


#am #guy #i #i am #nice

I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned.


Robert Pattinson


#coolest thing #france #glass #guy #happened

I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at all.


Robert Pattinson


#guys #i #relationship #these #who

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'


Robert Pattinson


#asking #brush #crap #even #get






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