Ron White

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ↗

— Ron White

#life #party #life

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. ↗

— Ron White

#had #i #remain #right #silent

You can't fix stupid! ↗

— Ron White

#humor

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! ↗

— Ron White

#humor #inspirational #party #funny

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ↗

— Ron White

#believe #find #given #gives #i

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. ↗

— Ron White

#death #death penalty #express #lane #mine

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. ↗

— Ron White

#because #drink #i #only #people

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. ↗

— Ron White

#demons #had #i #life #my life

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. ↗

— Ron White

#hammered #me #out #truth #wanna

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. ↗

— Ron White

#anybody #anything #could #literally #me