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Ron White

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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.


— Ron White


#america #gonna #had #hardest #i

When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.


— Ron White


#back #dad #driving #houston #i

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.


— Ron White


#hammered #me #out #truth #wanna

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.


— Ron White


#about #am #feel #get #how

The next time you have a thought... let it go.


— Ron White


#go #next #next time #thought #time






About Ron White

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Did you know about Ron White?

OMG indicated that it would release all of White's future DVDs and CDs. Busted in Des Moines (1990) (CD)
Drunk in Public (2003) (CD)
They Call Me "Tater Salad" (2004) (DVD)
You Can't Fix Stupid (2006) (DVD & CD)
Ron White: Behavioral Problems (2009) (DVD & CD)
A Little Unprofessional (2012) (DVD)
He has appeared on the following compilation albums:
Redneck Comedy Roundup (2005)
Comedy Central Presents Southern Gents of Comedy (2006)
Ron White Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall: Live from Las Vegas (2004)
Redneck Kings of Comedy (2005)


Discography. He lived in Mexico for a brief period and bought a pottery factory there before returning to America to pursue comedy.

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