#next time

A friend in the War Office warned me that I was in Kitchener's black books, and that orders had been given for my arrest next time I appeared in France. ↗

— Philip Gibbs

#arrest #been #black #books #france

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. ↗

— Benny Hill

#being #bomb #bombs #cut #fly

The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game. ↗

— Rory McIlroy

#after #any #cry #crying #game

I say: If you don't know how to cook, I'm sure you have at least one friend who knows how to cook. Well, call that friend and say, 'Can I come next time and can I bring some food and can I come an hour or two hours ahead and watch you and help you?' ↗

— Jacques Pepin

#bring #call #come #cook #food

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you? ↗

— Morrie Ryskind

#i see #me #next #next time #remind

The next time you see an outside day with a down close lower than the previous day, don't get scared, get ready to buy! ↗

— Larry Williams

#close #day #down #get #lower

If you have a government that is elected, they need to do the hard work - because if they don't, they won't be around the next time the ballot box is open. ↗

— King Abdullah II

#ballot #ballot box #because #box #elected

Sometimes a loss is the best thing that can happen. It teaches you what you should have done next time. ↗

— Snoop Dogg

#done #happen #loss #next #next time

I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time. ↗

— Jerry Falwell

#buy #conscience #global #global warming #going

Often I'll try things that just won't happen the way I'd like them to, so hearing that they're not working saves me some wear and tear the next time around. ↗

— Raymond E. Feist

#happen #hearing #i #just #like