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David Spade

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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.


— David Spade


#brutal #depressing #either #fun #have fun

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.


— David Spade


#exotic #normal #somewhat #weird #you

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.


— David Spade


#get #got #i #i feel #i feel like

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.


— David Spade


#got #i #into #sitcom #stand-up

I have no detectable hair style.


— David Spade


#i #style

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.


— David Spade


#civilians #hear #i #lot #relationships

I never dated much in high school or college.


— David Spade


#dated #high #high school #i #much

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.


— David Spade


#kids #movies #never #shows #tv

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.


— David Spade


#honest #i #note #only #play

It's funny because it's funny.


— David Spade


#funny






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Spade a sales representative. I even have to make them turn down the lights in the make-up trailers. He also has done impressions of famous celebrities such as Brad Pitt and Michael J.

J. Barnes along with Katey Sagal James Garner and Kaley Cuoco on 8 Simple Rules. David Wayne Spade (born July 22 1964) is an American actor comedian and television personality.

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