David Spade

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. ↗

— David Spade

#back #coast #exact #fighting #get

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. ↗

— David Spade

#i #like

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. ↗

— David Spade

#get #got #i #loose #myself

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled. ↗

— David Spade

#go #got #had #i #me

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. ↗

— David Spade

#being #being smart #friends #grade #grade school

It's hard to have a career. ↗

— David Spade

#hard

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. ↗

— David Spade

#campy #good #i #i can #just

It's so crazy in Hollywood. ↗

— David Spade

#hollywood

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch. ↗

— David Spade

#figure #how #i #most #out

My career is just kind of crazy. ↗

— David Spade

#crazy #just #kind