David Spade

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late. ↗

— David Spade

#get #i #i think #know #late

Single guys get a bad rap. ↗

— David Spade

#bad rap #get #guys #rap #single

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years. ↗

— David Spade

#favorite #i #live #quickly #season

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.' ↗

— David Spade

#before #big #big head #could #friend

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. ↗

— David Spade

#fun #making #many #out #shows

There's always something funny about men chasing women. ↗

— David Spade

#always #chasing #funny #men #something

To be famous and broke is hard. ↗

— David Spade

#famous #hard

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. ↗

— David Spade

#i #make #money #parker #picked

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. ↗

— David Spade

#bucks #country #fly #gig #hundred

You know, you want to pull in a wide audience. ↗

— David Spade

#know #pull #want #wide #you