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It would be autumn, and our fathers would be out threshing in the fields. We would walk through the mulberry groves, past the big loquat tree and the old lotus pond, where we used to catch tadpoles in the spring. Our dogs would come running up to us. Our neighbours would wave. Our mothers would be sitting by the well with their sleeves tied up, washing the evening's rice. And when they saw us they would just stand up and stare. "Little girl," they would say to us, "where in the world have you been?


Julie Otsuka


#parents #return #home

I know a man He came from my home town He wore his passion for his woman Like a thorny crown He said "Dolores I live in fear My love for you's so overpowering I'm afraid that I will disappear


Paul Simon


#disappear #fear #love #passion #home

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.


G.K. Chesterton


#books #humor #mind #wit #humor

Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?" "I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox." "I'm pretty sure that's not it


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #humor

You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.


Anne Lamott


#fundamentalism #god #humor #idolatry #spirituality

Indeed I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do.


Oscar Wilde


#humor

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.


Benjamin Franklin


#humor #freedom

Curiouser and curiouser.


Lewis Carroll


#favorites #humor #humor

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.


Dorothy Parker


#humor

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.


Lady Gaga


#dead #house #humor #lady-gaga #love






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