#h

Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth. ↗

— David Sedaris

#grammar #just #mouth #new #new yorker

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' ↗

— David Sedaris

#birthday #birthday party #certain #clown #forever

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you. ↗

— David Sedaris

#good #i #i always #like #people

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. ↗

— David Sedaris

#funny #guess #i #i love #just

Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #liked #movie #right #swedish

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. ↗

— David Sedaris

#day #doing #get #i #iron

As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners. ↗

— David Sedaris

#foreigners #i #like #london #many

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry. ↗

— David Sedaris

#because #cry #feel #glee #i

The danger sensation is exciting. The challenge is to find new dangers. ↗

— Ayrton Senna

#danger #dangers #exciting #find #new