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#halloween

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #halloween




Will we ever stop being afraid of nights and death? When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. ↗


— Ray Bradbury


#death #halloween #ray-bradbury #the-halloween-tree #death

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. October Dreams: A celebration of Halloween ↗


— Paula Curan


#october-dreams #paula-curan #dreams

I love scary movies. I like blood and gore, and I love Halloween movies. ↗


— Carrie Underwood


#gore #halloween #i #i love #like

You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it. ↗


— Tommy Chong


#bush #cheney #compliment #costume #demons

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. ↗


— Rodney Dangerfield


#kids #like #looking #me #out

I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them. ↗


— Tracy Chapman


#costume #couple #dressed #got #had

I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween. ↗


— Mindy Kaling


#gay #halloween #i #love #many

That's why we're doing this, to defend our traditions a little. I don't have anything against it (Halloween), but it's not our tradition. ↗


— Fernando Flores


#anything #defend #doing #halloween #i

I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday. ↗


— Amy Poehler


#day #dressing #every #every day #favorite

We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it opened, this hideous, rubber monster face roared at us. Sam screamed. Todd started laughing and took off the mask. I yelled, "Put it back on! Put it back on! Your hideousness is terrifying!" Todd did a fake yuk-yuk-yuk at my joke. "What are you guys supposed to be? Is it Prom Night Massacre or something?" Sam sighed at Todd's obvious stupidity. "We're zombie princesses, Todd. Can't you tell?" She stuck her arms straight out in front of her and said, "BRAINS! BRAINS!" I patted Sam on the head and said, "Sorry, Sam. You're wasting your time with this one. ↗


— Kristin Walker


#humor #sarcasm #humor






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