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On the 1st day of December, 1830, I was confirmed, and in accordance with the word of the Lord I was ordained an Elder under the hands of the Prophet.


Orson Pratt


#confirmed #day #december #elder #hands

To that man of high aim whose body, mind and soul act in correspondence, all secrets of nature become revealed to him. He feels within himself, as every where, that universal life wherein there is no distinction, no sense of separateness, but all around, all bliss, unity and peace.


Virchand Raghavji Gandhi


#famous-quotes #human #incarnation #indian-philsophers #indian-quote

Plastic surgery is for dolls. I am a mannequin of life. I have a particularly charming effect when seen through glass.


Bauvard


#good-looks #handsomeness #humor #plastic-surgery #funny

It was strange that in some sort of Jeffrey Dahmer meets Ghandi way I was able to love myself for hating myself. It seemed like a warped sense of love. But it was love without conditions.


The Hippie


#cutting #ghandi #love #snowflake-obsidian #unconditional

Simon laughed heartily. “I’m afraid the rest of us have to find talents to get our women into bed. Of course once they’re there, I have other talents that keep them right where they are.” “Handcuffs hardly count,” Christian said offhandedly. “If you mean the ladies cuffing me to the bed so they can explore Hunt Island,” he said, rubbing his chest, “…then point taken. These hands are capable of making any female climax by the mere brush of a pinky across her bare breast.” “I must have gone to the wrong island,” I said with a private laugh.


Dannika Dark


#breast #climax #handcuffs #humor #paranormal

The fairies, as their custom, clapped their hands with delight over their cleverness, and they were so madly in love with the little house that they could not bear to think they had finished it.


J.M. Barrie


#fairies #finish #hands #happy #house

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#car #disabled #funny #handicapped #humor

Ladies, if you’re single there is nothing wrong, sinful or wicked about desiring a husband, nothing. Anyone who would say otherwise is absolutely lying to you. God wired you for it, He built you for it. Men, there is nothing wrong, wicked, or evil about wanting a wife. I don’t know when that happened, I don’t, now listen I do think that you need to be content where you are today, alright, but listen I’m content with what Christ is doing in me today but I don’t want to be who I am today, I’m hoping Christ will complete what He began. It’s okay, it’s alright, who made it so complicated? it’s okay, it’s okay to want a wife, it’s okay to want a husband, those are good things, they’re really good things. It’s okay, it’s okay to want.


Matt Chandler


#marriage #matt-chandler #romance #love

Feeling sorry for yourself is a universal solvent of salvation.


Paul Hoffman


#cale #feel #four #god #greatest

Il n'y a de réalité que dans l'action. (There is no reality except in action.)


Jean-Paul Sartre


#existentialism #handeln #inspirational #philosophy #reality






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