#happen

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#alone #commit #conspiracy #happens #harvey

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#censors #doing #funny #go #going

It was very hard for me to practice and enjoy my tennis, and I didn't know the why, so I worked with psychologists to try and see what was happening. They pushed me really hard. ↗

— Gabriela Sabatini

#happening #hard #i #know #me

You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#betrayal #build #deaths #edged #fight

From 1997 when we came in, you guys and the public bought seven million more cars. You didn't get rid of the second car, did you? So what is happening is the growth of cars on the motorway. ↗

— John Prescott

#came #car #cars #did #get

I've gone through that with my mother and father and here I was in a similar situation. I've wronged her and I've wronged the family. Because when these things happen, it doesn't just happen to you, it happens to the people around you and the family. ↗

— John Prescott

#because #family #father #gone #happen

I'll never make it, it will never happen, because they're never going to hear me 'cause they're screaming all the time. ↗

— Elvis Presley

#cause #going #happen #hear #i

There was only one punch. Tony Blair rang me and he said 'Are you OK?' and I said 'Yes', and he said 'Well, what happened?' and I said 'I was just carrying out your orders. You told us to connect with the electorate, so I did. ↗

— John Prescott

#carrying #connect #did #electorate #happened

Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it.' ↗

— Elvis Presley

#happens #help #i #like #me

From the time I was a kid, I always knew something was going to happen to me. Didn't know exactly what. ↗

— Elvis Presley

#exactly #going #happen #i #i always