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I knew it! I knew it! ” “Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him. “Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone!” This didn’t have quite the effect she’d expected. “The what?” said Harry and Ron. “Oh, honestly, don’t you two read? Look — read that, there. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #philosopher-s-stone #ron-weasley #humor

Never touch my brother on his fucking birthday. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #thomas-raith #humor

Notice how Harry Styles smile is like the Cheshire Cat? And how he is from Cheshire and loves cats... ↗


— Natalie Stenger


#humor #onedirection #humor

I can’t sit through this thing with you next to me flashing your man cave the whole time. ↗


— J.A. Redmerski


#humor #humor

My office is in a building in midtown Chicago. It's an older building, and not in the best of shape, especially since there was that problem with the elevator last year. I don't care what anyone says, that wasn't my fault. when a giant scorpion the size of an Irish wolfhound is tearing its way through the roof of your elevator car, you get real willing to take desperate measures. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #princess-bride #humor

I furrowed my brows at him. What was so amazing about a stick? I could pick one up outside on the way to the car. “Let me guess, you’re Harry Potter and this is the school of Hogwarts. If I say Lumos will it light up? ↗


— Brandi Salazar


#humor #lumos #magic #school #humor

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

Freedome and responsibility is the same thing. ↗


— Alfonso Cuaron


#freedom






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