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The most virtuous women have something within them, something that is never chaste.


Honore de Balzac


#chaste #most #never #something #them

Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.


Karl Kraus


#humor #sex #humor

Of all ridiculous things the most ridiculous seems to me, to be busy — to be a man who is brisk about his food and his work. Therefore, whenever I see a fly settling, in the decisive moment, on the nose of such a person of affairs; or if he is spattered with mud from a carriage which drives past him in still greater haste; or the drawbridge opens up before him; or a tile falls down and knocks him dead, then I laugh heartily.


Søren Kierkegaard


#haste #humor #hurry #ridiculousness #business

Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.


William Shakespeare


#shakespeare #wisdom #wisdom

No sex?" He looked at me in disbelief. "Well if you can't have ze sex, what can you do?" For the sake of simplicity I took my left arm and lined it up just under my collarbones. "Nothing below here," I said. I took my right arm and lined it up to my knees. "Nothing above here." "What about your armpit?" he asked. "Can your boyfriend do anything he wants to your armpit?" I thought about it. Armpits seemed pretty harmless. "Yeah," I said optimistically. "My boyfriend can do anything he wants to my armpit." "This is good," the Frenchman said. "He can stick his penis in and out of your armpit, and if you grow hair there it is almost like vagine." Is it too late to change my answer? I wondered, pulling a cardigan over my bare shoulders and covering any hint of an invitation.


Elna Baker


#humor #lds #mormon #mormonism #sex

My decision to leave 'Ween', however interpreted, was absolutely not made in haste.


Gene Ween


#absolutely not #decision #haste #however #interpreted

I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.


Pierre Beaumarchais


#everything #fear #hasten #i #laugh

Mathematical discoveries, like springtime violets in the woods, have their season which no man can hasten or retard.


Janos Bolyai


#hasten #like #man #mathematical #retard

Fortuitous circumstances constitute the moulds that shape the majority of human lives, and the hasty impress of an accident is too often regarded as the relentless decree of all ordaining fate.


Olympia Brown


#circumstances #constitute #decree #fate #fortuitous

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.


Barbara Cartland


#chastity #counts #historical #kind #only






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