#he

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#did #failure #first #five #i

Yeah, we held a junior carp tournament on the St. Lawrence River in New York last August. I hosted that along with a couple of other people. ↗

— Tom Felton

#august #carp #couple #held #hosted

You avoid the hype while you're working, you have to, but the premiere is the one night of the year where you can enjoy it. ↗

— Tom Felton

#enjoy #hype #night #premiere #where

A lot of its readers are of an age where they forget to cancel. ↗

— Jerry Della Femina

#cancel #forget #lot #readers #where

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. ↗

— Jerry Della Femina

#believe #clothes #fun #honestly #i

Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control. ↗

— Freddy Fender

#birth #birth control #control #feel #i

Hopefully I'll be the first Mexican-American going into Hillbilly Heaven. ↗

— Freddy Fender

#first #going #heaven #hillbilly #hopefully

It's such a small industry here you inevitably end up working with the same people over and over again. There are only so many actors to go around, which is good for us. ↗

— Karl Urban

#around #end #go #good #here

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#here #i #i am #laugh #make

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#cannot #clear #comedian #cut #either