#he

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#home #just #might #own #redneck

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#big #channel #clock #discovery #father-in-law

It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#chances #close #comedic #eternity #existance

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#away #because #day #does #e-mail

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#because #daughter #down #four #giving

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#am #analytical #bad #daddy #effort

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#her #i #lately #looks #married

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#bit #excited #fife #gets #goes

I have been interested in phenomena involving complexity, diversity and evolution since I was a young boy. ↗

— Murray Gell-Mann

#boy #complexity #diversity #evolution #i

A lot of people may not know how competitive it is to play classical music, because when you think about it, the music that you're playing is music that's been here for years. And all you're trying to do is improve upon it when you play. ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#because #been #classical #classical music #competitive