#heist

The actual number of atheists is quite small outside of Europe and Manhattan. ↗

— Rick Warren

#atheists #europe #manhattan #number #outside

I ain't here to argue about his facial features. Or here to convert atheists into believers. I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers the way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way yall need Jesus. ↗

— Kanye West

#argue #atheists #believers #convert #facial

I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth. ↗

— Ursula K. Le Guin

#am #artist #atheist #distrust #everything

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny. ↗

— Joseph Addison

#atheist #deny #faith #great #greater

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. ↗

— Woody Allen

#god #i #loyal #opposition #you

Thank God I'm an atheist. ↗

— Luis Bunuel

#god #i #thank #thank god

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same fifty percent rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't...Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same...so just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself... ↗

— George Carlin

#atheist #irreligion #religion #religion

The atheist has no hope. ↗

— James Freeman Clarke

#hope

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#atheist #balls #just #without

Now, I'm an atheist. I really don't believe for a moment that our moral sense comes from a god. ↗

— Ian Mcewan

#believe #comes #god #i #moment