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When my mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, she didn’t ‘pass away.’ She died. Something about that verb, ‘to pass away’ always sounds to me as if someone just drifted through the wallpaper. No, my mother did not pass away. She definitely died.


Steve Allen


#death #euphemism #humor #death

I'm standing up thinking. Anybody who wants to listen is welcome. If not, I'm happy to see them go.


David Antin


#go #happy #i #listen #see

I'd love to do a whole series of stories and have them collected into books.


Sergio Aragones


#collected #i #into #love #series

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.


Alfred Hitchcock


#against #i #just #police #them

Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.


Paul McCartney


#just #like #microphones #people #scared

To convert somebody go and take them by the hand and guide them.


Thomas Aquinas


#go #guide #hand #somebody #take

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.


Pietro Aretino


#annoy #neighbors #tell #them #truth

I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I know exactly what it tastes like. I love them all. But right now it's more important for me to not have all that grease and fat in my body.


Duff Goldman


#body #eating #everything #exactly #fat

Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.


Aristotle


#different #different means #different ways #forms #government

Setiap pencarian dimulai dengan keberuntungan bagi sang pemula. Dan setiap pencarian diakhiri dengan ujian berat bagi si pemenang.


Paulo Coelho


#inspirational #inspirational






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