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#her

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That scent she threw off was not anything by Chanel. Unless they’d recently added a Tragedy line.


J.R. Ward


#humor #humor

I'm your mother. I see all. Hear all. Know all.


Maria V. Snyder


#humor

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven." "Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.


Jeaniene Frost


#cat-crawfield #catherine-crawfield #funny #halfway-to-the-grave #humor

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself? ...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.


Janette Rallison


#humor #self-esteem #humor

I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered. The taxi driver grinned in the rearview mirror. “Been a long time since you visited, miss?” “About seventy years,” Hazel said. The driver slid the glass partition closed and drove on in silence.


Rick Riordan


#humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #taxi-driver #the-heroes-of-olympus #the-son-of-neptune

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living.


Janette Rallison


#my-unfair-godmother #humor

I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.


Jasper Fforde


#humor #wuthering-heights #humor

And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying.


Dylan Moran


#dylan #funk-soul-brother #humor #humour #moran

The tyranny of public opinion (and what an opinion!) is as fatuous in the small towns of France as it is in the United States of America.


Stendhal


#humor #mob-mentality #peer-pressure #humor

How delightful! Dunford had just come into an unexpected inheritance. She rather hoped it was something good. One of her friends had just unwillingly inherited thirty-seven cats.


Julia Quinn


#inheritance #humor






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