#hi

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#change #conversation #knock #nine-tenths #once

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#circus #faster #next #nothing #out

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#classical #classical music #into #keep #kind

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#above #being #being pretty #compensation #getting

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#doing #folks #indispensable #look #nothing

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#always #coming #fellow #hardware #hardware store

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bob #famous #fellow #gets #him

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#boy #fresh #ignore #kick #nothing

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#backs #branded #day #foreheads #give

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bargain #customer #losing #money #store