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Speaking of… does this mean you get your phone back?” I shrug. “I don’t really want that phone back. I’m hoping my whipped boyfriend will get me an iPhone for Christmas.


Colleen Hoover


#dean-holder #funny #hopeless #iphone #sky-and-dean

That streetside tree is obscuring the air. Cut it down. Haul it in for questioning. There are secrets within that foliage. You might want to separate the branches in different rooms and apply some elementary game theory.” “Question a plant?” “Trees have a will too, just like people. We have to know it’s purpose. Read Schopenhauer.” “Schopenwho?” “He was the only authentic German. You might like him. Being a police officer, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the need to put an end to the lives of the perverse when sex crimes go too far. Now just generalize that necessity to every human being.


Benson Bruno


#funny #schopenhauer #trees #will #funny

Government is operated by deeply embedded, hopelessly entangled bureaus where nothing is accomplished because the function of the bureau is to intercept every living idea and smother it.


Gerry Spence


#because #bureau #bureaus #deeply #embedded

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.


Marilyn vos Savant


#bathing #bathing suit #become #depressed #go

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.


Eddie Izzard


#hope #funny






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