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You wouldn't believe that so much could change just because a relationship ended.


Nick Hornby


#change #nick-hornby #relationships #change

Jess thought for a moment. 'You know those films where people fight up the top of the Empire State Building or up a mountain or whatever? And there's always that bit when the baddie slips off and the hero tries to save him, but, like, the sleeve of this jacket tears off and goes over and you hear him all the way down. Aaaaaaaaagh. That's what I want to do.' 'You want to watch me plunge to my doom.' 'I'd like to know that I've made the effort. I want to show people the torn sleeve.


Nick Hornby


#effort #friendship #hornby #friendship

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite? Join the club. A spot of I-wonder-how-I-rank? Ditto.


Nick Hornby


#hornby #humor #humour #man #manliness

[...] falling in love with someone beautiful and intelligent and the rest of it, then feeling like a blank twit put you at something of a disadvantage.


Nick Hornby


#love #nick-hornby #self-hate #beauty

Experience, then, was something that enabled you to do nothing with a clear conscience. Experience was an overrated quality.


Nick Hornby


#literature #literature-quotes #nick-hornby #novel #experience

This thing about looking for someone less different... It only really worked, he realized, if you were convinced that being you wasn't so bad in the first place.


Nick Hornby


#love #nick-hornby #self-hate #love

There were about seventy-nine squillion people in the world, and if you were very lucky, you would end up being loved by fifteen or twenty of them.


Nick Hornby


#love #lucky #nick-hornby #people #love

But there was an important and essential truth contained in the idea, and the truth was that these things matter, and it’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently, or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.


Nick Hornby


#love #music #nick-hornby #records #love






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