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#hors

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hors




Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are – unyielding.


Paullina Simons


#invincible #love #strength #tatiana-and-alexander #the-bridge-to-holy-cross

Fascination with horses predated every other single thing I knew. Before I was a mother, before I was a writer, before I knew the facts of life, before I was a schoolgirl, before I learned to read, I wanted a horse.


Jane Smiley


#racing #life

Wherever you are, I will find you and I will bring you home


Steven Spielberg


#love #war-horse #love

There is something immensely scary about putting yourself out there for people to love or hate you, fan or pan you, review or screw you.


L.V. Lewis


#contemporary-romance #erotic-romance #interracial-romance #parody #love

You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.


Janet Evanovich


#humor #mirror #sex #humor

Alright. You hate me, I'm not too fond of you. It's mutual..." he muttered, walking hesitantly toward the stallion, hand outstretched, "I know you want to bite my hand off, but I swear I have no carrots, so you have no excuse. You want to throw me when I get on you...but if you even try, I will stab you.


Shanda Sharlow


#horse #humor #humor

My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write her a few words for her "Husbands and Brothers" page on "What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing". I believe in encouraging aunts, when deserving; and, as there are many worse eggs than her knocking about the metrop, I had consented blithely. But I give you my honest word that if I had had the foggiest notion of what I was letting myself in for, not even a nephew's devotion would have kept me from giving her the raspberry. A deuce of a job it had been, taxing the physique to the utmost. I don't wonder now that all these author blokes have bald heads and faces like birds who have suffered.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #writing #humor

Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #humor

Those who get in the way of love's path will be kicked by horses. ~Kyoya


Bisco Hatori


#japanese #love #manga #violence #love

I'm about to commence four years of obeying the cause of a bruiser on a horse. I refuse to put down what might be the last book I see for months.


Tamora Pierce


#horses






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