#hors

The Giraffe took the horse's head and led him along on the most level parts of the road towards the railway station, and two or three chaps went along to help get the sick man into the train. ↗

— Henry Lawson

#chaps #get #giraffe #head #help

If you're lucky enough to draw a good horse, you still have to ride him, then the next ones. ↗

— Chris LeDoux

#enough #good #him #horse #lucky

You'll probably get three horses and you have to draw a good buckin' horse. That's mighty tough. ↗

— Chris LeDoux

#get #good #horse #horses #mighty

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. ↗

— Stephen Leacock

#cents #courage #deal #forty #get

If you spend all day on horseback, and you hop off, you walk around like you still have a horse between your legs. And it affects your shoulders. They fall. ↗

— Heath Ledger

#all day #around #between #day #fall

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. ↗

— Jay Leno

#call #correspondents #do you know #house #know

When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read. ↗

— Sinclair Lewis

#authors #come #funnier #hope #largely

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? ↗

— G. Gordon Liddy

#horses #many #more #than #why

I can make more generals, but horses cost money. ↗

— Abraham Lincoln

#generals #horses #i #i can #make

I am satisfied that if a book is a good one, it is so whatever the sex of the author may be. All novels are or should be written for both men and women to read, and I am at a loss to conceive how a man should permit himself to write anything that would be really disgraceful to a woman, or why a woman should be censured for writing anything that would be proper and becoming for a man. ↗

— Anne Brontë

#writing #men