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Glass shattered, vampires roared, humans screamed. The noise battered at me, just as the tidal wave of scores of brains at high gear washed over me. When it began to taper off, I looked up into Eric's eyes. Incredibly, he was excited. He smiled at me. "I knew I'd get on top of you somehow," he said. Are you trying to make me mad so I'll forget how scared I am?" No, I'm just opportunistic." I wiggled, trying to get out from under him, and he said, "Oh, do that again. It felt great. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sweet-talk #brain

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. ↗


— Phyllis Diller


#housekeeping #kids

All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats! ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#granger #harry-potter #hats #hermione #houseelves

There is some of the same fitness in a man's building his own house that there is in a bird's building its own nest. Who knows but if men constructed their dwellings with their own hands, and provided food for themselves and families simply and honestly enough, the poetic faculty would be universally developed, as birds universally sing when they are so engaged? But alas! we do like cowbirds and cuckoos, which lay their eggs in nests which other birds have built, and cheer no traveller with their chattering and unmusical notes. Shall we forever resign the pleasure of construction to the carpenter? ↗


— Henry David Thoreau


#carpenter #house #nest #walden #family

Mary Alice Young: Sweety, we can't prevent what we can't predict! Lynette Scavo: Isn't there anything I could do? Mary Alice Young: Yes. You can enjoy this beautiful day. We get so few of them. ↗


— Desperate Housewives


#desperate-housewives #friendship #happyness #love #lynette-scavo

I love it when my justifications for avoiding housework are actually legitimate. ↗


— Julie Kenner


#humor #humor

everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#wodehouse #humor

I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't." "The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to mock. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #sookie-stackhouse #humor

She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn't steeped to the tonsils in the juice of the grape. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#humorous #wodehouse #humor






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