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A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me." "I was ninety percent sure." "I see." Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more surprised than in pain. "What the heck was that for?" "The other ten percent. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#funny #humor #funny

Even though its common knowledge these days, it never ceases to amaze me that all the richness of our mental life - all our feelings, our emotions, our thoughts, our ambitions, our love life, our religious sentiments and even what each of us regards us his own intimate private self - is simply the activity of these little specks of jelly in your head, in your brain. There is nothing else. ↗


— V.S. Ramachandran


#humor #neuroscience #science #humor

Young girls and mass murders are tender hearted creatures ↗


— Pierre Lemaitre


#mass-murder #thriller #humor

Not kill us," Pigeon corrected. "She was mainly just trying to turn us into mindless slaves. ↗


— Brandon Mull


#slavery #humor

I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love. ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? ↗


— Ernest Hemingway


#humor

He has the attention span of a hummingbird. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#humor

Chong said, 'Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you're staring at a girl's boobs, look up. You'll be shocked to learn it, but there's going to be a face up there. Nose, mouth, eyes. And behind the eyes is an actual person. ↗


— Jonathan Maberry


#humor

Vin: I don't know -- and it's all your fault, you know. I used to understand everything. Now it's all confused. Kelsier: Yes, we've messed you up right properly. ↗


— Brandon Sanderson


#humor






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