#hum

Honestly—who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul? ↗

— Amy Lane

#diet

We... Charlotta the Fourth and I... live in defiance of every known law of diet." ~ Miss Lavendar, chap 27 ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

#humor #l-m-montgomery #diet

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#diet

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor ↗

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

#funny-quotes #humor #weight-loss #diet

Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu! ↗

— Gemini Adams

#facebook #flu #humor #humor-books #social-media

Mein Liebster ist fertig mit der Diät. […] Praktikantinnen machen ihm Komplimente, und er fühlt sich herrlich. - über ihren Lebensgefährten Gert Scobel. ↗

— Susanne Frohlich

#german #humor #diet

If you avoid the killer diseases and keep the degenerative ones under control with sensible diet and exercise and whatever chemotherapy you need to stay in balance, you can live nearly forever. ↗

— Wallace Stegner

#diet

Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff." "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." "A god named Fred? ↗

— Rick Riordan

#fred #haiku #humor #percy-jackson #poem

I love you above all things, even pie. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor

Human models are more vivid and more persuasive than explicit moral commands. ↗

— Daniel J. Boorstin

#explicit #human #models #moral #more