#hum

Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name?" Aja, TRB. It is the name of a female warrior." Loor, TRB. What did she do that was so heroic?" Aja, TRB She killed her enemies and ate them." Loor, TRB. ↗

— D.J. MacHale

#humor

Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie! ↗

— Warren Ellis

#humor

It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share your company over a flagon of ale. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor #humor

with me,it is 'better never than late ↗

— Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o

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There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time soon. A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with. ↗

— Andrew Hussie

#prank #humor

Oh, Anya! Let's have an intense spiritual relationship for no believable reason! ↗

— Vera Brosgol

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I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes. ↗

— George Carlin

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i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i? ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #humor

Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty. ↗

— Erin Hunter

#warriors #humor

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"? ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #names #sobriquet #humor