#hum

I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. ↗

Were you born this infuriating?" "It's taken me years of practice. ↗

I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get, and that you know right away would help you, but that you cannot follow. ↗

— Holly Lisle

#attitude #frustration #humor #attitude

Home was his favorite place too. But home for him was anywhere Jane happened to be. Never in his life had he loved someone as much as he loved her. So much that it scared him sometimes. He pulled her against him and looked out over the city. He was in love with his wife. Yeah, he knew what that said about him. That he was a goner. Leg-shackled for life. Whipped by a short woman with a big attitude. Yep, that's what it said about him, and he didn't care. ↗

— Rachel Gibson

#humor #rachel-gibson #romance #see-jane-score #attitude

Confident and courageous leaders have no problems pointing out their own weaknesses and ignorance. ↗

— Thom S. Rainer

#leadership #courage

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside? ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#celebrity-culture #celebrity-gossip #celebutard #dark-humor #fake

Wow Kelsey!" Kishan whistled. "I'm going to have to beat the other guys of with a stick! ↗

— Colleen Houck

#humor #tigers #tigers-curse #beauty

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. ↗