#hum

I decided that a movie marathon was clearly in order. I tried to narrow down the options. Anything romantic was definitely out, as was anything involving space travel, kings, or handsome princes. Preferably there should be no good-looking men whatsoever, lest they remind me of Aeron. Sadly, that eliminated practically everything. ↗

— M.A. George

#movie-reference #paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #men

She's eighty-four and still has all her teeth. She keeps them in a little wooden box on her dressing table. ↗

— Simon Hugh Wheeler

#romantic-comedy #romantic

Eli eased back enough to breathe words onto Quinn's mouth. 'Well? Romantic enough?' 'My heart's aflutter.' Eli sank away. 'All the fluttering is in my balls. ↗

— K.A. Mitchell

#romantic

She’d never known a man whose initial move was to undress the woman he wanted. ↗

— Tara Janzen

#romance #romantic-suspense #romantic

You can’t possibly be afraid of trees. ↗

— Tara Janzen

#romance #romantic-suspense #romantic

I like you but you mightn't feel the same way about me, and I wouldn't blame you. To save us both from any awkward moments I've figured out an easy way to do this. Nod if you're even slightly interested in getting to know me. Write a ten page explanation if you're not. ↗

— Bill Condon

#love #romantic #love

If we truly detach from our childhood and abandon our inherent romanticism, then we shred any bit of humanity left in us. ↗

— Evan Meekins

#fantasy #fantasy-fiction #fiction #humanity #romantic

Beaumont wanted Esmond very badly. Esmond wanted Beaumont’s wife. And she didn’t want anybody. ↗

— Loretta Chase

#romantic-comedy #relationship

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit ↗

— Ann Everett

#humor #mystery #romantic-comedy #texas #romantic

Our conversation starts out pretty normal. Matthew does most of the talking, as usual. He tells me about Wesley. He tells me everything. Well, almost everything. I was lucky enough to stop him before he got into the explicit details. Wesley also helped by nudging him with his shoulder. He even covered Matthew's mouth when the conversation took a sudden turn because the word package was used. Yeah, the conversation went from sweet and romantic to soft-core porn in about two seconds. ↗

— L. Arthur

#romantic