#hum

Give me some sugar. ↗

— Rachel Gibson

#romance #humor

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you? ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor

Stupidity is much the same all the world over ↗

— John Stuart Mill

#true-to-life #humor

I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission. ↗

— Kristen Ashley

#humor

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #humor

Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry! ↗

— Alan Bradley

#humor #humor

My fur is silky, damn it. ↗

— Gena Showalter

#riley #werewolves #humor

Checkmate, bitch. ↗

— Lauren Kate

#humor

It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing. ↗

— Thomas McGuane

#humor #wisdom #humor