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Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusion passing over his freckled face, as if he had only now had cause to wonder why Will, Tessa, and Jem might be crouching together in a mostly disused storage room. "What are you three doing in here, anyway?" Will tilted his head to the side and smiled at Henry. "Charades," he said. "Massive game. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ↗


— Steven Wright


#humor #success #humor

Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #kronos #packman #percy-jackson #humor

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ↗


— Steven Wright


#perspective #walking #humor

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #humor

Now what happens?" asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone." "You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it? ↗


— William Goldman


#fistfight #humor #wit #humor

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that. ↗


— Joss Whedon


#perspective #stalking #wit #humor

Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? Ford: We're safe. Arthur: Oh good. Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of. ↗


— Douglas Adams


#semantics #humor

Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #humor

I called Vee. "How are you doing?" I asked. "Good. How are you?" "Good." Silence. "Okay," Vee said in a rush, "I am still totally freaked out. You?" "Totally. ↗


— Becca Fitzpatrick


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