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Hell, any plan that added "and then we pray" is not a trip to Disneyland. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#humor

Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. ↗


— Will Rogers


#integrity #family

Prospero the Enchanter's immediate reaction upon meeting his daughter is a simple declaration of: "Well, fuck. ↗


— Erin Morgenstern


#fatherhood #humor #family

The rule of the Morrell family was over, and Richard owned a used-car lot and Monica worked at a nail salon, until one day she got run over by a bus. Very sad. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#monica-morrell #morganville #family

Still it is true that many same-sex couples want nothing more than to join society as fully integrated socially responsible family-centered taxpaying Little League-coaching nation-serving respectably married citizens. So why not welcome them in Why not recruit them by the vanload to sweep in on heroic wings and save the flagging and battered old institution of matrimony from a bunch of apathetic ne'er-do-well heterosexual deadbeats like me ↗


— Elizabeth Gilbert


#gay-marriage #gay-rights #homosexual #humor #marriage

My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.” I raised my chin at him. “If you tried to hurt my mother, I would totally kick your ass.” “Aha.” “Yes. You would be lying on the ground, crying, ‘No more, no more,’ and I would be kicking you in the stomach, wham, wham, wham!” He laughed softly. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#humor #jim #family

In the English language, it all comes down to this: Twenty-six letters, when combined correctly, can create magic. Twenty -six letters form the foundation of a free, informed society. ↗


— John Grogan


#inspirational #journalism #memoir #family

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#insults #put-downs #humor

You remember all those phrases about how "these people" - Asians - don't value human life like we do. Well if you spend any time around them, you discover that they love their children just as much as we love ours. That is certainly true of the Vietnamese. ↗


— Neil Sheehan


#any #around #asians #certainly #children

Apparently, he’d killed so many family members that he must have significantly affected the Lore’s population. Doing my part for the environment. ↗


— Kresley Cole


#family






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