#hum

Dying is the day worth living for. ↗

— pirates of carrabien

#good-ones #humor #life #death

We're actors — we're the opposite of people! ↗

— Tom Stoppard

#archetypes #humanity #humor #people #symbolism

I embrace everything about Ally... I don't particularly see her as a whiner. One week she's tough, the next she's really weak. I love that. She's human. ↗

— Calista Flockhart

#ally #embrace #everything #her #human

over protective? a butler in a grade- B movie? someones jewish mother? you got it ↗

— Margaret Weis

#humor #zifnab #death

Wasnt it Startre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends? ↗

— L.J. Smith

#humor

I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. ↗

— Jen Lancaster

#humor

Oh - that family, yes. There are still some photos of them around here. They look like nice people, don't they?" They...'look like nice people'?" Well, they do, don't they? Of course, they never actually existed - except maybe in the most tenuous and retrospective way - but still, it's nice to think they were good people." Uh. Right. Gee, I suppose you must do a lot of drugs. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#death

The over-weight and out of shape guy who owned the house had apparently decided that having a half-million dollar house meant that he couldn’t afford to hire someone to clean out his gutters. Now he was dead with what looked to me like a broken neck after the ladder had slipped. He’d taken the plunge into his fancy landscaping—complete with rock garden. But hey, his fucking gutters were clean. ↗

— Diana Rowland

#dying #garden #humor #irony #sarcasm

The human imagination has already come to conceive the possibility of recreating human society. ↗

— Edmund Wilson

#come #conceive #human #human imagination #human society

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know. ↗

— Milos Forman

#humor #important #know #me #nation