#hum

The human race is the basis on which heaven is founded, is because man was last created, and that which is last created is the basis of all that precedes. ↗

— Emanuel Swedenborg

#because #created #founded #heaven #human

Coffee isn't my cup of tea. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#humor

Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction. ↗

— Jonathan Swift

#appetites #beasts #brutes #destruction #find

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

No tendency is quite so strong in human nature as the desire to lay down rules of conduct for other people. ↗

— William Howard Taft

#desire #down #human #human nature #lay

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. ↗

— William Howard Taft

#american people #brain #due #humor #infusion

It's not like there's a law against flying." "Yes there is. The law of gravity. ↗

— Laini Taylor

#humor

Every human must take responsibility for his actions. ↗

— Jalal Talabani

#every #his #human #must #responsibility

It seemed Lady Luck hated me worse than usual. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#fave #humor #humor

Socialism proposes no adequate substitute for the motive of enlightened selfishness that today is at the basis of all human labor and effort, enterprise and new activity. ↗

— William Howard Taft

#adequate #basis #effort #enlightened #enterprise