#hum

Stupidity is much the same all the world over ↗

— John Stuart Mill

#true-to-life #humor

I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission. ↗

— Kristen Ashley

#humor

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. ↗

— Jasper Fforde

#humor #humor

Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry! ↗

— Alan Bradley

#humor #humor

My fur is silky, damn it. ↗

— Gena Showalter

#riley #werewolves #humor

Checkmate, bitch. ↗

— Lauren Kate

#humor

It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing. ↗

— Thomas McGuane

#humor #wisdom #humor

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this? ↗

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

#humor

People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me! ↗

— Richard P. Feynman

#humor