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love is like a rain bow can be seen in many different colors ↗


— Abby Taylor


#love

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds... ↗


— HK-


#humor #love #love

You know that feeling you get when you pass by a cop doing like 20 over, when your stomach hits the floor and you get weak in the knees and it seams like time just stops for a min? Thats how i feel every time i see her. I love it. ↗


— Andrew Vyvyan


#love #relationship #love

if the creator of the universe is spending all his time watching you, it must surly be because he loves you. ↗


— David Mazzucchelli


#love

What a trip life is. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit! ↗


— Jennifer Rardin


#humor #death

Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order. ↗


— Shannon L. Alder


#humor #art

She doesn't know I see her every time when I look at the mirror. ↗


— Anuj Tiwari


#love #romance #love

Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, naturists don't. ↗


— Roy Station


#humor-books #love

Waar een deur sluit, opent een venster ↗


— Conny Hoogendoorn


#humor #love #love






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