#hum

Wait!" Conrad said. "Did someone... one of my enemies set this fire?" Nix turned back with a grin. "Unless you'd pissed off some wirring-hungry nutrias, then I'm going with no. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#funny

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #writing #funny

Almost only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#humor

I`m basically one of the best people I know. ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#humor

I'd suggest putting your head between your knees, but I think that's physically impossible for you at the moment. ↗

— J.D. Robb

#roarke-humor #humor

A cat is there if you call her- if she doesn't have anything better to do. ↗