#hum

It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get. ↗

— Nicki Elson

#humor #paranormal-romance #relationship

He realized with sudden clarity that the power axis in a conflict shifted once your adversary had heard you plead for divine intervention while her hands and mouth and body brought you to screaming climax on her kitchen table. ↗

— Barbara Falkenrath

#humor-relationships #romance #relationship

I have to be on the top of my game if I am going to kill things for you, right?" -Ash ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#relationship

Okay. Fine.” Angelina was silent. For about fifteen seconds. “But you do know that a vibrator can’t really be your boyfriend.” Miki dropped her head into her hands. “I will not discuss Mr. Happy with the likes of you.” Angelina sighed. “I find the fact that you named your vibrator disturbing on so many levels.” “Best relationship I’ve ever had. ↗

— Shelly Laurenston

#mr-happy #relationship

Pe aceia pe care Dumnezeu i-a unit nici o soacra sa nu-i desparta! ↗

— Erich Segal - Doctorii

#relationship

She lay there, destroyed, quiet aftershocks shuddering through her. Silence settled into the room. “Mind letting go of my hair, Sophi?” His muffled voice vibrated against her pubic bone. “Oh!” She released her fists still violently clenched in his hair. He raised his head, laughter gleaming in his eyes. ↗

— Patricia A. Knight

#relationship

The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. ↗

— Denis Leary

#humor-relationships #relationship

I hoped I might still get to spend the afternoon with her, despite my surprise declaration of love and insulting her father. When I looked at it like that, it had not been the best five minutes of our friendship. ↗

— Melanie Cusick-Jones

#relationship

You cannot exalt God and yourself at the same time. ↗

— Rick Warren

#religion #religion

It is straightforward—and never mind, for now, about plagues and famines: if God existed, and if he cared for humankind, he would never have given us religion. ↗

— Martin Amis

#famines #god #humans #plagues #problem-of-evil