#hum

When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade. ↗

— B. Fox

#inspirational #inspirational

None of you seem to understand ... this is a mental institution ... you came to life only because there is some thing wrong with you ↗

— zied saadi

#inspirational

At Columbus Circle, a juggler wearing a trench cloak and top hat, who is usually at this location afternoons and who calls himself Stretch Man, performs in front of a small, uninterested crowd; though I smell prey, and he seems worthy of my wrath, I move on in search of a less dorky target. Though if he’d been a mime, odds are he’d already be dead. ↗

— Bret Easton Ellis

#inspirational #satire #inspirational

Yo soy de la generación para la que los policías siempre fueron los malos ↗

— Pablo De Santis

#inspirational #inspirational

All of us are in the manufacturing industry - manufacturing either our own happiness or unhappiness. ↗

— Ogwo David Emenike

#happy #humor #inspirational #motivational #unhappiness

They who suspect a Mephistophiles, or sneering, satirical devil, under all, have not learned the secret of true humor, which sympathizes with gods themselves, in view of their grotesque, half-finished creatures. ↗

— Henry David Thoreau

#inspiration #satire #wisdom #inspirational

They sounded like intestines, only on the outside, and the men in the Bible were always having them cut off and not being able to go to church. Horrid. ↗

— Jeanette Winterson

#men #men

If you try to look up my skirt, I'll poke needles in your eyes right through your eyelids while you're asleep.' 'I'm looking for help, you give me nightmares, thank you so much.' She was on the top step now, reaching up for a bin marked DRY BEANS. Rigg looked up her skirt, mostly because she told him not to, and saw nothing at all of interest. He could never understand why Nox and other women, too, were always so sure men wanted to see whatever it is they concealed under their clothes. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#men

No construct on earth will stand, that does not stand for the least among them, as their advocate and humble servant. ↗

— Bryant McGill

#inspiring #trust #inspirational

Mmmm I like the sounds you're making," he murmured in a honeyed whisper. "I just bet that you're a screamer. Should I have brought earplugs? Kurt Nielsen ↗

— Nikki Sex

#sex #sexy-humor #sexy-men #men