#hum

Give your brain a break and read a book. ↗

— Jeff Lyon

#humor

Because you may be smart, but I’ve been smart longer ↗

— John Green

#humor

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! ↗

— Portal

#humor #inspirational #portal #humor

... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh. ↗

— Jim Stovall

#inspirational-humor #laugh #humor

Success follows those who champion a cause greater than themselves. ↗

— George Alexiou

#attraction #charity #compassion #empowerment #giving

I naively believe that self-love is 80 percent of the solution, that it helps beyond words to take yourself through the day as you would with your most beloved mental-patient relative, with great humor and lots of small treats. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#inspirational #self-esteem #humor

I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap. ↗

— Cassandra Duffy

#writing-humor #writing-life #humor

Life is a constellation, the individual moments in our lives seem so pointless sometimes; but when you look at the whole picture, you can see that those little moments formed memories. ↗

— Alex Rogers

#inspiration #life #inspirational

Most men are not wicked... They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers. ↗

— Franz Kafka

#philosophical #satire #men

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born. ↗

— François Fénelon

#humans #nationalism #patriotism #war #men